Kevin Hart, Mark Wahlberg & Regina Hall Test How Well They Know Each Other | Vanity Fair Game Show

What is my pump up song?

Oh, pump up. That means what do you work out to.

Your workout song. I'll tell you what it is.

What is it?

It's Raining Men. [Regina laughs]

[Mark] Yeah. No.

♪ It's raining men ♪

♪ Hallelujah, it's raining men ♪

Wow. What is that?

What would you say?

I'm too sexy for my shirt.

[Kevin] Wow. Wow.

It's not, but I just thought that was funnier

than your stupid [beep] It's Raining Men.

What are you talking about?

I thought that was really your song.

[playful music]

Hey, I'm Mark.

And I'm Regina.

And I'm Kevin Hart.

And we are the cast of Me Time.

What we're gonna do is test how well we know each other.

[game show music plays]

What's my biggest fear?

If you go to the amusement park with your kids

and you're the only one that can't get on the ride 'cause

No, no. you're not tall enough.

that's ridiculous. [audience laughs]

My biggest fear is like getting attacked by a wild animal.

But like the one- [Regina roars]

[Regina and Kevin laugh] That really didn't scare me.

My other biggest fear though, honestly,

is failing the people that now believe in my dream,

that work underneath this umbrella.

Well, he's failed me a lot already.

Failing my company.

Just the people up under there.

That's my biggest fear.

Mark would never say that.

Failure's not an option.

All right, quick comeback.

What's my favorite food?

Oh, god. Bananas.

Protein shake.

[Mark] That's not a food. Close! Wahlburgers.

[Regina] Ooh. Wahlburgers.

Selfless plug. Very smart.

All right, what is my master's degree in?

Psychology. Oh. Oh my God.

Prison reform. [Regina chuckles]

It is journalism.

Get outta here.

Oh, she's not a strong speller.

I wouldn't have guessed that. [Regina laughs]

That's a lie.

[Kevin] That's a lie. Journalism.

You learn something new every day.

All right, how many movies have Regina and I

been in together?

Oh, God, she's been in every hit you had.

She fuckin' dragged your ass as far as she could take you.

Six?

Is that including this one?

He don't even know.

I'm thinking now. What are you talking about?

This show would be over...

Including this one. Including this one.

So, yeah. Seven.

Seven. Seven.

I just said that. No. I counted them out.

I'm making sure. Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Seven. Fuck. [bell dings]

Me and Regina have been in seven movies together.

You know the crazy part?

They've gotten better each time.

All right, this is a fail right here.

Okay. They're gonna fail at this.

How many siblings do I have?

He's got two. Two siblings.

He's got eight.

She's right! [bell dings]

[Producer] Do you know their names?

Oh. I do. I do! That's private.

Sleepy. That's just private.

Dozy.

Happy.

[Mark] All right. Okay. What grosses me out?

Kevin and me.

Oh, wait. No I know,

I know the real answer to this.

Vomit. Yep.

Yeah, she can't take vomit.

I have something called emetophobia.

'Cause she can't stand vomit.

Like if anybody throws up around her, she's done.

Yeah. I have a panic attack.

[Mark] What happens? Oh really?

But yeah. That was good, Kevin.

Yeah, I know you. You remembered that.

What was my first standup name?

Big Kev.

Kevy Kev.

Philly's fine.

Yeah.

Yeah. [laughs]

What happened to your voice?

Why you just turn into Sam Jackson?

What? Big Kevy Kev?

No. Or Kevy Kev?

Lil' Kev the Bastard.

Oh. Lil' Kev the b-

And why was that? Comin' to the stage,

Lil' Kev the Bastard!

I don't know.

Whoa, what extra body part do I have?

[Kevin] Okay. That's ridiculous.

An extra body part?

Let Joshy answer that one. That's enough.

That's enough.

He's got a third nipple.

Oh, you know what. Correct.

[bell dings] It is?

Yes. He's got a third nipple.

What's the weirdest fan interaction I've ever had?

First time you met Mark Wahlberg on set.

[Regina laughs]

Or when my friend Ace proposed to you

before he shook your hand.

[Regina laughs] Yes. Yes!

He was like, oh, that's my girl!

[Kevin laughs]

With haste, professed his committed relationship.

Yeah.

Without even saying hello first.

Who's my favorite comedian?

Aside from us two?

Comedian. Eddie Murphy?

Red Fox. Of course.

Eddie Murphy.

Then Rock. Rock is up there too.

[Mark] Where would you put Richard Pryor.

Richard Pryor?

I put Richard Pryor above Eddie,

but Eddie's my favorite from my generation.

Richard, Richard's the goat.

Like nobody can surpass Richard.

It's like LeBron can overdo Michael's stats,

he's gonna be the greatest to play.

But Michael is still Michael.

You don't pass Michael.

You just lost a lot of friends.

Just in one statement alone.

I mean it was great.

It's a long statement to explain it.

What is the weirdest thing that I do on set?

[gasps] Kevin, this is gonna sound crazy to you

but I learned my lines.

No. No. That's crazy!

Weirdest thing that he does on set?

It's probably the craziest thing I've ever heard.

I would say probably tell the director

to go fuck off.

[laughs] Well I haven't done, well.

[laughs] Is that it? That's my answer.

Was that it, Mark?

I didn't write anything. Yeah.

But that was pretty good.

And you know what?

No, it was one day I was late

and my kids were getting in trouble.

He'll never let me live it down.

And I didn't say F off.

What did you say?

I gotta get the F out here.

Oh.

I mean, it was aggressive.

So it was like an implied.

Which Girls Trip co star was my favorite?

Oh, Jada.

You were close to Jada,

you said you didn't like the rest.

[Regina chuckles]

[Mark] All of them. All of them.

[Kevin] Well, that's not the truth

because what you told me, they were?

They were all lovely.

Well, all right. We're not being honest.

What is my most prized possession?

I would have to say that K Hart necklace

that Kevin's about to give you at the end of this interview.

Well, that's the wrong answer.

[Mark] The diamond piece.

She has a cardboard cut out of her first cat.

[Regina laughs]

That she loves.

Is it not Toodles?

[laughs] I don't, I've never owned a cat

but I do have something that I will say.

Oil painting. Right?

[Kevin] Of my dog, Zeus. Zeus.

Zeus. You loved Zeus. I did.

I didn't know if you were make it back.

After Zeus, I thought I lost you.

Zeus was a bulldog and it was very sad when he,

[Kevin] Zeus was, Transitioned.

[Kevin] Zeus was Regina's everything.

He was.

What job did I almost take when I was in college?

Oh, shoe.

[Kevin] No, you sold shoes. Mhmm.

No, but the one that he almost took.

Marketing. Oh, mascot!

Marketing for a telephone company.

[Mark] Mascot.

I was almost a stripper.

[women cheer]

Okay.

What club?

I almost let it loose.

I was dealing with a girl.

She told me I had something that people should see.

Did she? Yeah.

Where is she now?

She's took him and said, give me a lap dance right now.

It was pretty rough for me. This was early on.

Options were low, buddy.

What's my favorite sports team?

Oh this is easy. Eagles.

Boston.

Yes. Anything.

The Eagles are my second. [bell dings]

Oh, okay. Sorry. Of course, he's from Boston.

I thought because he did the movie.

I did. You know.

And I thought that- That's why I wasn't

completely miserable when the Patriots lost the Super Bowl

to the Eagles because it was The Eagles.

Okay, that's a good one.

Why did Kevin get so drunk at the Super Bowl?

[Kevin] All right. That's not a question.

That's not, that's ridiculous.

Oh, I know that answer.

No that's not even real. I know!

No, that's not-

It was because your tequila was so delicious!

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Yeah.

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!

Where's my favorite place to vacation?

Oh, Sunset Boulevard.

Capri. Capri.

Whole Foods on [laughs]

Exactly! [laughs]

That's probably it!

It probably would be Whole Foods.

I should say Whole Foods. [bell dings]

They closed my Whole Foods.

Imma switch it up.

I'm gonna make it- I know Regina so well.

Look.

I'm progressin' for an Erewhon.

[Mark] An Erewhon. An Erewhon.

What is the last thing that I purchased?

Ugh! Oh!

Something funny. [Kevin laughs]

[chuckles] What is it? I know that!

What is it?

He's been dodging every check ever

since last night he bought a couple watches.

Oh there we go.

Yeah, we're gonna go with watch.

Watch. Yeah. I was there.

Watch.

[Producer] Is it that the watch that you're wearing?

No. No.

No. [laughs]

He's really trying to show off today.

He ain't wearin' the ones that he got yesterday

which means you better give Regina that fuckin' chain.

All right. How many tattoos do I have?

And you've seem me naked, Kevin.

Regina didn't see me naked.

You did. I didn't see him.

I don't think you have any tattoos.

Do you? One.

Where's your tattoo?

My wife's name on my finger.

[Kevin] Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Regina] Aw!

[indistinct] is only time we get touch it.

Why did he need to see you naked for that?

He just wouldn't say that I made him

get naked in the movie.

He doesn't let me live this down.

Okay, what do I spend the most money on?

[gasps] Oh my god!

I'm gonna go with ice.

Home decor.

That was really good.

Like renovating.

I like doing house stuff.

Yeah, you've been doing a project now,

is it three years? [Regina laughs]

This project that you've been doing?

What other celebrity do I get confused for?

[Mark] Oh, this is a good one. Oh my God.

You're never gonna guess but it's gonna make you laugh.

Are you being serious?

Yeah. I didn't know you confused.

You're gonna laugh.

LeBron?

The Rock?

No. This- Shemar Moore?

No, this is- That's a good guess though.

Yeah. Regina, do you have any?

What is her name?

Wait! What?

[laughs] I can't think of her name.

Okay. You know who it is?

It's Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes.

You remember Dudley from Diff'rent Strokes?

[Mark and Regina laugh]

If I were a cocktail, what kind would I be?

Come on guys, this is easy.

A dirty slut.

Margarita.

[laughs] That was good!

Dirty martini.

What else has dirt in it?

I'd be a margarita. Oh.

Damn, I only saw the M and the A

and I picked the right one. It's true.

All right, how many music groups

have I been in? Oh!

[Kevin] Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

[Mark] Yep. Yep.

You and Vanilla Ice. That was a tandem.

That was a was a reunion tour.

You can't count that as a group.

He did a little short stand with Milli Vanilli.

Yes. That was quick.

That was, yeah.

But they were breaking up.

That was right on the verge so you can't count that.

Why you chimin' in on me? [laughing]

That was spot on too.

[Kevin] Four. Four? What ones?

[Regina] No!

[Kevin] I know two.

I was in the New Kids before they became the New Kids.

[Kevin] The New Kids on the Block.

So that. Does that count though?

'Cause were they a group?

Or were you just?

They were, yeah, they were forming a group

with Maurice Starr and then I was like,

I can't do this.

I sounded like Kevin Hart when I tried to sing.

You found out. [laughs]

So I, then I started Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.

And then I did me and Spike Jonze

and a couple of the guys started a boy band

while we were making Three Kings.

And then I got a new shit comin' out.

Me and Ace. One Love Crew.

Well, well wait a minute.

I don't know if the world knows

and if they don't, they have to know.

Back in the day Mark Wahlberg,

[Mark] he had a VHS workout tape. Workout video.

And it was honestly, if you haven't seen it-

What is it, Mark? Me and Johnny Drama.

[Kevin] Oh my god! But Mark, what is it?

Is it a like aerobics? Or is it weights?

No, we're doing weights

and then I'm in the jacuzzi with [indistinct].

What's it called?

Is it called, oh porn. [laughing]

It's porn.

Oh.

An adult workout video.

Okay. What is my favorite snack?

Mm? Come on now.

Protein bar.

A heart protein bar.

There you go.

No. Pumpkin seeds?

No. No.

Oh no, no, no, no, no!

I know it! Don't do it.

Don't do it.

It was these, Cheez Its.

The Doritos, guys.

The Doritos. Oh.

I got Doritos all the time.

You used to say stuff about it all the time.

I thought it was the Cheez Its.

I snack on them but the Doritos are the go to.

You were also eating really healthy.

I mean, yeah, I mean, my body was ridiculous.

What time do I normally wake up?

5:00 AM. 4:30. 4:00 or 4:30.

4:00? Four? It's 4:00 or 4:30.

Okay. I said five.

No, I always, I wake up eight hours after I go to sleep.

Like a normal person.

What does I have to? Okay, I'm sorry.

So should we pull the time out our ass?

Yeah! We gotta give something.

I'm sorry, Mr. Vague.

Isn't it usually five?

Oh, we time you wake up?

It's after eight hours.

Oh! Oh!

Guys, last one.

How many kids do I have?

You used to talk about my abs all the time.

Oh. How many kids do you have or do you claim?

Hey! Well-

Kevin has four children and I've just had five.

Okay, Well that's-

Regina. And they are Kevin's.

I have quintuplets. Regina, we do not have-

That's ridiculous, guys.

Never.

Mark, how many kids do I have?

Same way Jesus was made. Four.

We didn't actually have any intercourse.

That's right.

I have four.

You do have four.

Oh, you have four? Two boys, two girls?

I have four. He has two boys, two girls.

Mark has four.

Yes, we had two and two.

That's called the master plan.

Not a lot of men can hit it out the park like that.

Fellas, you want the codes?

Up, down, right, left.

Right, right.

Up, up. Down, down.

There you go. That's a boy!

If you want a girl, you go left, left.